Dad Finally Quits Drinking
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We may earn a commission from links on this page.Howard Learner , president and executive director of the Environmental Law & Policy Center, told us.SAN DIEGO (KGTV) — That’s because the Lake Hodges Dam is in such bad shape, it’s not capable of holding its regular supply of water, meaning much of the runoff from this storm may have to be released..
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well This is so grim. I love it. jesus christ, guys Wait until you find what he requested in his will for embalming fluid! I think 🎶he stopped loving her today🎶too. Dark 💀 Kruzadar 😝
City should move more quickly to get lead out of Chicago’s drinking waterFrom CSTopinion: New technologies and better public education should be considered along with replacing lead pipes. And Chicago should actively be seeking more dollars for replacement costs, write the CST Editorial Board.
This joke is colder than dad’s dead body 💀 This is just kinda depressing Or mom. Exactly ! I gasped I’m sending this to my mom Didn’t realize The Onion did DARE ads Pops said he’d quit drinking if it killed him. I’m proud of you dad. I hope you covered Rush’s current success with sobriety in the article. It’s a very impressive accomplishment. 🙃
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Storm makes it likely more potential drinking water will have to be released from Lake HodgesWhile rain is usually a very welcome sight for officials who oversee the City of San Diego’s drinking water supply, Monday’s storm will, at least in part, not provide its usual benefits.
Nobody likes a quitter Oof 😂 Damn oh shit
What impact do illegal marijuana farms have on drinking water?Clandestine cannabis grows are messing with water quality in four separate national forests, harming potential drinking water supplies downstream of the illegal operations. Decriminalize Marijuana and it’ll take care of a significant portion of this problem. Lawmakers and the gop are to blame Man I thought this was about mismanagement of gas and oil leases on public lands…. Maybe allow recreational growing and selling and watch real change happen. Oh wait the utleg already butchered change in prop 2. utpol we fuel the black market duh!!! Sounds like Utah needs well regulated growing and selling of cannabis.
Is a ‘Damp’ Approach to Drinking Right for You?A ‘damp’ lifestyle, in which someone cuts down on their drinking but doesn’t stop entirely, is growing in popularity. It can be effective for some—but it’s essential to be aware of the risks. you should never deliberately cut down on drinking. your body needs to be dehydrated.
Human rights commissioner in MA quits after mocking God, blasting ‘trash’ Christians amid Christmas tree spatA member of the Human Rights Commission in Dedham, Massachusetts, resigned after making a vitriolic post on Facebook against God and Christians amid a spat over a Christmas tree. They took the Christmas Trees out of the public library because Christmas Trees are not in the Bible? I wonder if they checked the same criteria on drag queen reading hour? Calm down crazee lady. Jeez. Traitor and CRIMINAL
Member of California school board quits amid allegations he exposed students to ‘half-naked men,’ alcoholClaremont Unified Board of Education president Steven Llanusa resigned Saturday, Dec. 10 amid allegations that he exposed students to inappropriate behavior, including a “dirty Santa” and alcohol a…
We may earn a commission from links on this page.Howard Learner , president and executive director of the Environmental Law & Policy Center, told us.SAN DIEGO (KGTV) — That’s because the Lake Hodges Dam is in such bad shape, it’s not capable of holding its regular supply of water, meaning much of the runoff from this storm may have to be released..
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